b"OBITUARYRest in Peace Common SenseShared By Sisters Enterprise unruly children. Pay me for Doing NothingItdeclinedevenfurtherwhenschoolswere required to get parental consent to administerNot many attended his funeral because so few T oday we mourn the passing of a beloved oldsun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but couldrealized he was gone.friend, Common Sense, who has been withnotinformparentswhenastudentbecame us for many years. No one knows for sure howpregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Thestoryistoldaboutfourpeoplenamed oldhewas,sincehisbirthrecordswerelongCommonSenselostthewilltoliveastheEVERYBODY,SOMEBODY,ANYBODYAND agolostinbureaucraticredtape.Hewillbechurchesbecamebusinesses;andcriminalsNOBODY. There was an important job to be done remembered as having cultivated such valuablereceived better treatment than their victims. andEVERYBODYwassurethatSOMEBODY lessons as: CommonSensetookabeatingwhenyouwoulddoit.ANYBODYcouldhavedoneit,Knowing when to come in out of the rain; couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in yourbutNOBODYdidit.SOMEBODYgotangryWhy the early bird gets the worm; ownhomeandtheburglarcouldsueyouforaboutthat,becauseitwasEVERYBODY'S assault. job.EVERYBODYthoughtANYBODYcouldLife isn't always fair; Common Sense finally gave up the will to live,do it, but NOBODY realized that EVERYBODYAnd maybe it was my fault after a woman failed to realize that a steamingwouldn't do it. It ended up that EVERYBODYCommonSenselivedbysimple,soundcup of coffee was hot . She spilled a little in herblamedSOMEBODYwhenNOBODYdidwhat financialpolicies(don'tspendmorethanlap, and was promptly awarded a huge settle- ANYBODY could have done.you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults,ment.not children, are in charge). Common Sense was preceded in deathby his parents, Truth and TrustHis health began to deteriorate rapidly whenby his wife, Discretionwell-intentioned,butoverbearing,regulationsby his daughter, Responsibilitywere set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boyand by his son, Reasoncharged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate;ateensuspendedfromschoolforHe is survived by his 5 stepchildren;usingmouthwashafterlunch;andateacherI Know My Rightsfired for reprimanding an unruly student, which only worsened his condition. I Want It NowCommonSenselostgroundwhenparentsSomeone Else Is To Blameattackedteachersfordoingthejobthatthey themselves had failed to do in disciplining theirI'm A VictimCOLORADO SPRINGSFIND NEW MEMBERS BYADVERTISING YOUR CHURCH IN THE BOCNEWS! email information to:info@bocnews.com12 AUGUST 2022 BOCNEWS.com"