19 FEBRUARY 2019 BODY OF CHRIST NEWS A Letter From The Devil to Our Leaders and Politicians Hi, I’m so glad you made all those promises I suggested to get elect- ed. Very few of you talked about the real issues with the right motives anyway. Some of you even had speech writers who wrote things for you to say that you knew were lies. Yep, right down my alley. It’s so funny, of course I’ve been causing confusion and stir- ring up trouble for a few thousand years - you might say I’m experienced but today, you make my job easy. I’m tickled, I wish you could see me, I mean now, (a lot of you will later for a long time). I have a six-pack from laughing so hard. I’m a master at dis- tracting you, for example; look at any magazine or on the internet and you’ll see “10 Ways To Shape Your Butt” but zero on “How to Build Character”. You have big heads, big bank accounts, big investments and bigger egos. You are hurting 800,000 citizens and their families because you are idi- ots. Your government should be upon “His” shoulders but you have thrown it at your feet and kicked it all over the world in the form of greed, deception and wickedness. You have forgotten who you serve and I love it. Oh the people, they are so gullible and trusting. If they only knew how evil and prejudice many of you are, they’d run you out of town, tarred and feathered. I keep them busy and igno- rant but I couldn’t do it without you. Look at these areas: RELIGION - This one is important if you follow the “true and living God”, you know the One that made every- thing (including me) but you’ve added sports, money, materialism and plea- sure to worship as well. The church was leading here but it stopped pray- ing and neglected the Word. FAMILY - This is my favorite. It’s the foundation of it all but I twisted up the husbands, took the wives out of the homes and caused the kids to rebel. There’s little time for real love, respect, communication and the bible. You even voted to change the definition - stupid. You did that. EDUCATION - Did you ever notice that at some point everybody has a teacher but they’re not important to you. If they were you would honor, respect and pay them. I worked on this one a long time. Your phones and appliances are smarter than most people in your communities. It’s called “dumbing down” and just wait a few years, I’m really going to laugh. Prayer is out of the schools, common sense is out of your rules, integrity is out of your planning and waste is in your budget. You really don’t care about kids, just look at the fruit. And I hate the little fools. GOVERNMENT - What a joke but I’m not complaining. You have some great ideas and you’ve accomplished a lot but you can’t govern yourselves or legislate morality. There is one God who has a Son that I can’t stand. I don’t obey Him and you shouldn’t either. You say you want godly lead- ers but they have to be rich to cam- paign. You’re not serious about posi- tive change. By Dwayne Burris Dwayne Burris OPINION Oh the people, they are so gullible and trusting. If they only knew how evil and prejudice many of you are, they’d run you out of town, tarred and feathered.